Centipedes? In *my* vagina?

assorted crap 3: bride of assorted crap

More stuff rattling around my hard drive, most probably from Arbroath, Presurfer and Flickr.

oak ridge boys cover white stripes

mute it, let it load and start it at minute one forty-six.

after watching this, I feel that the world just may be coming to an end.

Describe them in one word? They're hot.

These guys need to get together with the Symphony Brass (Buttocks) gentlemen.

thanks Dlisted

Jenis

Some parishioners at a church in Warr Acres, OK, are seeing a penis on Jesus. The local artist that created the new artwork for the church is not commenting.



thanks Arbroath

Towel Folding 101

1. hold with right hand and look
2. hold with left hand and look
3. twist with right hand
4. twist with left hand
5. go to table and fold
6. pat

la la la furry la la la

The song makes this video.


thanks Arbroath

"I'm not here to make friends."

Thanks, Minardi!

How do you play pocket pool without pockets?

We've seen him before at a golf outing, and now here he is playing pool! It's nice to see someone enjoying his life to the fullest.



thanks Picture is Unrelated, obvy

disturbing

This is one of those times when I'm really embarrassed for the other person.


Ewwww, Dlisted!

oh dear lord

I'd like to say this is a Vice Magazine "do" but unfortunately it's just a Dlisted caption contest. Better luck next time, kids.

Everything’s better with bacon

via Very Demotivational

butter lamb

A Polish Easter tradition: the butter lamb.

Instructions here at Cap'n Ron's

Originally posted at The Presurfer

Old timey days

Via DListed.

Richard Geico turns 45 today.
Do you remember when he was hot and tattoos were badass?

I'm Catter than Cat

...She says, with a look that says killer.


via

Phil Says head designs

Philip Levine started going bald in 2006 and decided he'd use his scalp as a canvas. Here are some of my favorites:




See the rest here: http://www.philsays.com/

thanks Presurfer

assorted crap 2: electric boogaloo

More images from my hard drive of unknown origins (well, okay, forgotten origins).

life in a missile silo

This 20+ acre Atlas F missile base in the Adirondacks has been turned into a luxury property with its own airstrip, surface home and underground living area.

living room of surface building
stairs down to the silo part of the property
entertainment room and central stairwell of silo part

More photos here.
Originally posted at Lovely Listing.

Hipster Dogs

As seen on hipsterpuppies

From Brendan, thanks buddy!

Tiger Dance

Ryan sent us this from the Panic Room:


"Tiger Dance" Top Secret Robot Alliance from Mike Berlucchi on Vimeo.

THANKS!!!

Rush Limbaugh's Interior Designer was a Big Fat Idiot

Rush Limbaugh is selling his tacky-ass Fifth Avenue penthouse. Murals much?



More cringe-inducing photos at Gawker.

staticky cat

thanks Arbroath

Tiger Jewels ...get em while they're hot

     

Noir Jewelry @ Gilt Group

Lacoste alligator shirt

This limited addition shirt was designed by Fernando and Humberto Campana and hand sewn by women in a co-op in Brazil. Available in one size only, with a price tag of $7,500. Here's the rest of the alligator series.

thanks neatorama

felted genitalia

Behold, Isabel Mastache's "peen pants", as dubbed by the amazing Dlisted. (Dude also appears to have an extra arm and is wearing a crocheted tea cozy.)

Dinner for One

beanie babies beanies beanies CHINA

thanks monkeys for helping

tiger squee

thanks Must Have Cute

Happy Year of the Tiger!

Hope it's a smokin' one!

via What is Imperfect