looks like some cotton candy bitch's FLUFFY ASSHOLE

Hurricane Irene is messing with my sex life because I'm too scared to go down to evacuation zone B to get some.

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to go with your googly eye shoes

Wow, she has, like, no tits at all.
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"The pink hole needs to be washed regularly for hygienic reasons."

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the HotDoll.

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life in a 1909 caboose

Marcia Soo bought a caboose in 1975 and has been living in it ever since.

(She has a dishwasher? I don't have a dishwasher!)

More photos and the story at Tiny House Blog.

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FIERCE

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I see you!

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art made out of old tires

Sculptor Yong Ho Ji makes art out of shreds of recycled tires.

More sculptures at This is Colossal.

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by Blake Wright

I don't even want to think how much this costa rica

Victor Cañas designed this beautiful Costa Rican vacation house for a couple and their son.

More stunning photos at Home Designing.

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Dave Mead Photography

More wonderful portraits here.

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No, kitty, it's OK for you!

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This woman may be an asshole though.

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I wanted to see what would happen if I put "tiger fireworks" into a Google image search.

I was not disappointed. Happy 4th everyone!

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Happy Pride!

Don't forget how it all started.

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these are the problems you want to have...

People still use Google Buzz??

Thanks Neatorama

is it just me?

manakin photo from NSF, credit Brant Ryder; Zorak from the Sega forums

Woman who can't get through airport security gets married

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Are You Fucking Kidding Me

Previously: magnetic, but not in a sexy way

Are you ready for a 1950's marriage?

Gamma Squad posted a wonderful quiz from a 1950 issue of "Boy Meets Girl" to help you figure out if you're ready to become a Stepford Wife. Yay!

Go here to take the 10-question quiz.

what's next, Hello Kitty tentacle porn?

Start with the Hello Kitty tentacle chandelier by Adam Wallacavage.

thanks Neatorama

assorted crap 7: son of assorted crap

Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9

Unkept Tail

A former bunny has provided the world with a scan of the 1968 Playboy Club Bunny Manual:

Here are a couple choice bits:

(Click for bigger.)

More here and here.

Hello Kitty house

Photos of the interior at DigsDigs

check-in time

Oh Girls of Ebay, never stop being awesome.

- I love you.

- What?

- Uh, olive juice!

- Olive juice?

OLIVE JUICE YOU TOO.

inexplicably greasy

And in a child's bedroom. These things happen.

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prom season = cavities

I read this morning about a girl whose mother took six years to weave her a prom dress out of Starburst wrappers - and also provided her date with a matching vest:

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Turns out she is not the first to wear a "Juicy Contradiction" to prom:

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Of course I was having none of it at my prom. My dress was more tasteful (get it? Starburst... more tasteful... never mind).


Like this one:

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Whatchu Lookin At

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Nancy Fouts

BBC News has a slideshow of sculptures by US artist Nancy Fouts, whose work is featured this week in a London gallery. My favorites:

Purse with Teeth (2010)

Toothbrush (2010)

photos via (top) ONTD Feminism and (bottom) Neatorama