braaiinnnns....

This dead and rotting, fly-ridden zombie Hello Kitty tattoo is placed directly above some woman's stubbly vagina.

Good show, madam.
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for the stylish wino

The Baggy Winecoat from designer Jacob Wagner will allow you to cart your boxed wine with you wherever you go, inconspicuously.

Unless you choose the screaming purple drank one (termed "lilac" on the site - yeah, they wish).

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EDIT: The above bag totally reminded me of this product:

The single-serve wine glasses from James Nash. Imagine filling a bag full of these, and ALSO having a box of wine in your Baggy Winecoat? The mind reels... or at least it will once I'm done with both of these bags I'm carrying.
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wrist(watch) reminder

It's a Post-it pad in the shape of a watch. You write yourself a note and put it around your wrist - easy peasy. You can buy it here, if you can read French and have Euros.
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found in Brussels

Thanks to the lovely Mire.

sexy chair

By Vladimir Tsesler.

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If only it had stripes!

I still love it.

via Lovely Listing, obviously

Tom Deininger's landscapes

Just a pretty, idyllic landscape in the vein of Monet's water lilies, yes?

No. Come look closer.

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mmm... bed... *drools*

Pre-order your own chocolate bar bedding at Bed Toppings.

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Like animals? Like chairs?

Maximo Riera

Danger, Will Robinson! *flails armlike appendages*

click for biggificationizing

Happy Place's World's Most Absurd Warning Signs

So... apparently Barbie and Ken got married?

Barbie and Ken don't have a shit ton of friends.

More photos here at Glamour Weddings

Give yourself that extra competitive edge!

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looks like some cotton candy bitch's FLUFFY ASSHOLE

Hurricane Irene is messing with my sex life because I'm too scared to go down to evacuation zone B to get some.

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to go with your googly eye shoes

Wow, she has, like, no tits at all.
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"The pink hole needs to be washed regularly for hygienic reasons."

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the HotDoll.

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life in a 1909 caboose

Marcia Soo bought a caboose in 1975 and has been living in it ever since.

(She has a dishwasher? I don't have a dishwasher!)

More photos and the story at Tiny House Blog.

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FIERCE

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I see you!

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art made out of old tires

Sculptor Yong Ho Ji makes art out of shreds of recycled tires.

More sculptures at This is Colossal.

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by Blake Wright

I don't even want to think how much this costa rica

Victor Cañas designed this beautiful Costa Rican vacation house for a couple and their son.

More stunning photos at Home Designing.

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Dave Mead Photography

More wonderful portraits here.

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No, kitty, it's OK for you!

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This woman may be an asshole though.

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I wanted to see what would happen if I put "tiger fireworks" into a Google image search.

I was not disappointed. Happy 4th everyone!

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Happy Pride!

Don't forget how it all started.

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these are the problems you want to have...

People still use Google Buzz??

Thanks Neatorama

is it just me?

manakin photo from NSF, credit Brant Ryder; Zorak from the Sega forums

Woman who can't get through airport security gets married

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Are You Fucking Kidding Me

Previously: magnetic, but not in a sexy way

Are you ready for a 1950's marriage?

Gamma Squad posted a wonderful quiz from a 1950 issue of "Boy Meets Girl" to help you figure out if you're ready to become a Stepford Wife. Yay!

Go here to take the 10-question quiz.

what's next, Hello Kitty tentacle porn?

Start with the Hello Kitty tentacle chandelier by Adam Wallacavage.

thanks Neatorama

assorted crap 7: son of assorted crap

Sources: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9