Gimpressionism

Find the gimp in each of these lovely landscape paintings - it's fun!
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"God is Back"

More theological silliness at Thaeger.

Inside a love doll/sex toy factory

Buzzfeed has a great collection of photos from a Chinese sex toy factory. WARNING: plastic naughtybits.

I just realized something

We haven't checked in with the Girls of eBay in a long time.

I suspect not all these ladies were born "girls" of eBay, if you know what I'm saying.

This is an alarm clock vibrator

The Little Rooster
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I'm a day late on this, but...

Antony Bowness created a bouquet of roses out of meat. Bravo!
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cat butt

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"Limit 1pkg. per person"

Pizza Hut has 10 proposal packages available through Valentine's Day which include a ruby and diamond engagement ring, fireworks, limo, flowers, photographer/videographer and (drum roll) their new $10 Big Box, a vast bastion of carbohydrates and dairy, for only $10,010 plus tax.

Rumor has it the restaurant could possibly be talked into throwing your wedding at one of their locations as well. As of a Google search today, no one seems to have ordered this, so all ten packages are still available! I do wonder if they have ten ruby rings sitting in a safe somewhere already, and what they will do with them if they don't get used... if you order Pizza Hut after VDay, chew carefully, there might be an engagement ring stuffed into that stuffed crust pizza.

Is that a woman in your overcoat or are you just glad to see me?

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Oh... Sexy.

Not really. Check out Black Milk Clothing for other stuff that isn't so disgusting, though.

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EDIT: Wait, where have we seen this idea before??

Enjoy with a full-bodied malbec

Under those muscle leggings is a pair of underwear that this guy would love:

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If you think you might love them too, you can find out how to make them here at Instructables.
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Lubolo's "Paper Vader"

I <3 this. More info here.
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I don't know what's wrong with me today

This morning I woke up thinking about the time I shut my hand in a door at work, and had to put a hot needle through my fingernail to drain the blood so it wouldn't pop right off, and how that was disgusting, but also really cool, and why would I think it was really cool? And then twenty minutes ago I had the overwhelming urge to watch this video which almost makes me nauseated.

Does anyone else get like this sometimes or is it just me?

YESSSSSS!

Californian boy: Dude, why are you always running to like 50 different places a day?
New York geeky girl: Because my brain is programmed to run New Yorker 10.0 and yours is Californian 4.20. Similar operating systems, only we get stuff done on time, don't wear sandals to work, and are frankly just slightly superior to everybody.
--N Train
Overheard by: allyse
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mmm, this makes me thirsty, how about you?

More "ewwwww" at Christine Chin's Sentient Kitchen website.
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joke

Original photos from Dlisted (Charo) and Animal Planet (tiger). Stupid captions via me.

At least it's trans fats free!

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I want every single one of these

John Kenn Mortensen draws monsters on Post-It Notes and I would paper the walls of my apartment with them if I could.

More at John's blog, Don Kenn Gallery.

It's beginning to look a lot like Tigermas

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My wife, I call her stinky.

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I typed "Friday Whores" into Google and this is what I got

Enjoy.
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Happy Thanksgiving!

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"No, YOU go home and change, chump!"

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people are meat

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Happy Friday!

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found in the bargain bin of life

50 Hilarious Album Covers

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super proud of this

Top search keywords that have lead people to Tiger Butter. Why the last one?

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thanks vets humminahumminahummina

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Happy Friday!

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