This is a terrible shirt, but it gets worse

This hideous shirt, sold by pizzashirt.net, also comes in vegetarian pizza print.

But it's the pepperoni version that is featured in Jennifer Chan's repulsive short film, Intimate Crust. Which is also NSFW, kind of like the pizza shirt. Unless you work at a pizzeria.

Shrimp Glockenspiel

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Happy Friday!

RAWR!
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SHIRI, the butt robot

What. The. Fuck.
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Sarah's doll house

Sarah Whitlam, of Chelmsford, Essex, UK, built a miniature castle.

It has a bondage room and a tattoo parlor! Come see!
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Bob Bassett's leather masks

More scary/awesome masks at Retronaut.

Shut up and take my money

Available from designed4divas on Etsy.
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Nuts to you.

Jennifer Rubell has repurposed life-sized mannequins into lady nutcrackers. More photos at Design Boom.
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Don't forget, we all need blood to live

The National Health Service reminds Brits that amongst the excitement of the Olympic games, blood donations will be needed more than ever. Full story of these painted people at Metro UK.

In honor of the passing of Maurice Sendak

Here's 'Where the Wild Things Are' read by Christopher Walken, which is super strange. And awesome.

farewell Adam Yauch

For your computer's "that time of the month"

Ladies and gentlemen, the tampon usb flash drive from Meninos.

Creepy but fun interactive gifs

Dutch artist Han Hoogerbrugge created a comic strip years ago called Modern Living/Neurotica. Eventually he decided to turn his comics into animated gifs and put them on a website.

Click on the gifs to get the action started. Choose new ones to try out in the left hand panel. After a while go outside and look at the sunshine, you'll need it.
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EDIT: Balls! Sorry y'all, fixed the website link.

Dog butt

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Previously: cat butt

That's not a clever trompe l'oeil illusion

That's a 15 story elevator shaft beneath your feet.

More info and photos at Obvious Winner.

Mark Stoddart's tables

Wondering what to pair with your Maximo Riera octopus chair? How about Mark Stoddart's underwater hippo table?


Actually you'd be shit out of luck, because Mark's whole inventory is sold out. But they are still fun to look at.
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Peen Pants!!!!

Goes best with a PEEN SHIRT!!!! Both available at Bas Kosters Studio. via

Berkley Illustration

I must have this.

And at least three other prints from this store.

mmm... bed... part 2

More information here - unfortunately, there was only one, and it's been sold.
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Buck Angel

So, I'm innocently perusing an article that I came across in a roundabout way entitled, "11 Sexiest Bald Men on Earth (From a Man)" when I see a photo of this guy:

Buck Angel is a porn star. Born a woman. Still has a vagina. Slightly NSFW photo of a statue of him/her after the jump. IT'S CONFUSING.

This is what I found when I GIS'd "easter tiger"

It's from this MySpace page. I'm not sure what to make of it, but I do know that if I saw this guy hopping around my front yard hiding eggs I'd probably look for a weapon.

(But not before declaring, "there's the Gimp!")

Big kitties destroying Easter eggs

awkward stock photos

More WTF photos, that you would never use, ever, for anything, here.

Boobs + Shoes = Shoobs

Kenneth Kirschner's titty clogs. Yes, one of them has a pierced nipple.
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A Cockwork Orange

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Taking the Slow Train

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The Butter Dance

A woman in heels dancing on butter.

First wipeout at 1:39. It's all downhill from there.
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Kobi Levi's shoes

More at Inspiration Feed.
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Gimpressionism

Find the gimp in each of these lovely landscape paintings - it's fun!
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"God is Back"

More theological silliness at Thaeger.

Inside a love doll/sex toy factory

Buzzfeed has a great collection of photos from a Chinese sex toy factory. WARNING: plastic naughtybits.

I just realized something

We haven't checked in with the Girls of eBay in a long time.

I suspect not all these ladies were born "girls" of eBay, if you know what I'm saying.

This is an alarm clock vibrator

The Little Rooster
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I'm a day late on this, but...

Antony Bowness created a bouquet of roses out of meat. Bravo!
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cat butt

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"Limit 1pkg. per person"

Pizza Hut has 10 proposal packages available through Valentine's Day which include a ruby and diamond engagement ring, fireworks, limo, flowers, photographer/videographer and (drum roll) their new $10 Big Box, a vast bastion of carbohydrates and dairy, for only $10,010 plus tax.

Rumor has it the restaurant could possibly be talked into throwing your wedding at one of their locations as well. As of a Google search today, no one seems to have ordered this, so all ten packages are still available! I do wonder if they have ten ruby rings sitting in a safe somewhere already, and what they will do with them if they don't get used... if you order Pizza Hut after VDay, chew carefully, there might be an engagement ring stuffed into that stuffed crust pizza.

Is that a woman in your overcoat or are you just glad to see me?

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