Well, thank you so much Sandy. You really blew.

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Happy Friday?

Um, hope you get some action in an art museum?
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How could you resist a man in a bacon suit?

Available from Stupid.com.
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"BABY'S BABY IS PREGNANT TOO!"

Etsy user spellingmistakes (Darren Cullen) has created a baby doll that's pregnant with its own baby doll that's pregnant with its own baby doll. The fun never ends, but it does get really tiny.
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Nice cameltoe, Ernie.

Lingerie company Yandy present the utterly ridiculous "Sexy Bert" and "Sexy Ernie" Halloween costumes.

Seems like a great way to snag a pedophile! Have fun ladies!
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UPDATE: Hahahaha this is their Cookie Monster costume!

(the cookie is not included, btw)

UPDATE NUMERO DOS: Sesame Street issued a cease-and-desist letter to Yandy over their "Sexy Big Bird" costume.

Care for a Nippletini?

German liquor company G-Spirits (link is most likely NSFW unless you work at a topless bar) is marketing spirits which have been poured over the naked boobies of models before being bottled.
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From G-Spirits' "Questions and answers" page:
3. You're not getting problems with the public health department, do you? [sic]

G-Spirits: Of course not. Obviously we conform to their requirements, not to offend against the food- or consumer protection law. We pay high attention to a hygienic filling process, furthermore medical personnel is present to check it.

Sister Panda?

I don't even watch this show. I don't understand this.
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The Hairpin's "Brief Interview with a Tiger"

                            (above: not an actual tiger)

On Friday September 21st a presumably deranged man jumped from the monorail at the Bronx Zoo into the tiger pen.  Hard-hitting investigative journalists at The Hairpin tried to get the tiger's side of the story.
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Wow, people actually wear these

Black Milk Clothing's nasty "Muscles Leggings" captured in the wild.

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Tigerpants

Humans of New York, who took this photo, comments:
This man had a charming way of personifying his tigerpants. As in, "I saw him in a window, I fell in love with him, and I knew I had to get him."

So, I'm single, and I'm kind of a dork...

New York ComicCon is doing this. "Are you tired of looking for love in Alderaan places?" they ask.
Yes. Yes I am.

wash wash wash (or, climb climb climb)

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Grab It

Si Chan's Fall 2012/13 collection gets all handsy.
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Octopussy

Photographer Jessica Walker used Archie McPhee products to create an octopus out of a beautiful model.

Coco's doodie face

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eagle tiger eagle

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Disturbing!

Found on Obvious Winner, with no explanation given. Anyone know who the artist is?

It's time for another trip

To see the Girls of Ebay!

Do you think it's crotchless?

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Five guys, one lake

CNN posted a fun article today about five friends that have taken the same photo at Copco Lake in California every five years since 1982.

Thanks for the tip, Mike!

Tom Colbie's take on the snake dress

More astronaut-themed art at his website.
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Previously: Is there a herpetologist in the house?

Playboy Bunnies in London, 1966

It says these "well trained" girls received 2000£ a week - hard to figure out, but based on this page, it seems like that would be about 28,870£ in today's money (or $44,893). Exorbitant!
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Previously: The 1968 Playboy Club Bunny Manual

GIMME

YES! SLIP IT IN THERE!

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Aw. Crotchless Tiger not such a hit.

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knitwits

Happy Friday!

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These remind me of my old Kangaroos sneakers

But fancier, and grown up.

Double Agent Shoes let you leave the house without a bag... unless you wanted to take your smart phone. I don't think my droid would fit in there.
You can even have them add a side pocket for more storage.
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Edible dress

As long as you're not diabetic.

This Alexander McQueen knockoff is made of 50,000 gummy bears. More photos at My Modern Met.
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It's way too hot in NYC right now

I feel like this:

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I can't wait to see the Mapplethorpe line!

TENGA has licensed a line of Keith Haring doodle-clad sex toys for men that "expand drastically for a snug fit regardless of your size".
And Animal New York tested them out.
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Gettin' it on, at $68 a pop

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Happy Pride!

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Is there a herpetologist in the house?

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Crotchless Tiger, Hideous Dragon?

Happy Friday!

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Actually the dragon bra is pretty sweet.