Happy Friday, a few hours early. Unless you're like, in Australia or something.

I hate this horrible child's tiger costume from Zentai Fancy Dress.

I love this man-eating stuffed tiger posted by Good Mom/Bad Mom.

I hate Sixpoint Bengali Tiger. Even if this guy thinks it's "an absolute cracker".

Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree

Chinese fruit vendors are selling peaches wearing tiny underpants.

More info at Dangerous Minds
Thank you Eric!

Oh yeah, I need this

Get yours at toiletsarlacc.com.

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"You too can become feces"

ITN news reports on an unusual museum exhibit in Japan (of course in Japan).

Photo via Arbroath

insider's guide to your orgasm

GoPro and Svakom Design present the endoscope dildo:

Watch the promotional video at Death & Taxes. Lights, camera, action.

Jumping for Pride in Slovenia

Jure Makovec's photo via Buzzfeed's This is what Pride looks like all around the globe.

the pleasure of dark, but lovely

Juxtapoz Magazine is featuring the work of Russian artist Skirill. Below are some of my favorites, more at the link.

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All Color

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Apex Predator

Fantich&Young have some interesting artworks. I am particularly attracted to this one entitled "Apex Predator: Junior Red Girls Shoes".
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I'm a sad panda

RIP, Girls of eBay.

washing up

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Happy Friday

Try not to be a shirtless guy getting hit with a firecracker in slow motion at a punk show this weekend.

Take your poo to the loo

h/t to Gawker and Tiger Cub Mirela.

I don't know what to make of this

Students from the Savannah College of Art and Design Create Giant Furry Butthole for your Ceiling

Complete with dingleberries!

More photos of the tiny, $40,000 SCADpad houses that fit into a parking space here at Gizmodo.

Oh for the love of...

Order one here if you love grease stains on formalwear.

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Forget Godzilla, here's CODILDO

A Norwegian fisherman caught a cod with a vibrator in its stomach. Head over to Gawker for the rest of the story (it's pretty much what I just said) and be sure to read the comment section (which is actually the point of me posting this).

Happy Friday, duuuuuurrrr I'm a tree

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How not to draw animals

From io9's "How Europeans Imagined Exotic Animals Centuries Ago, Based on Hearsay."

Happy Friday!

Even if you ARE ugly.

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Monday.

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Happy Friday o_0

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Also: SO much of this.

Coco on a surfboard machine

top image from imgur; other two from fitnessgifs4u (and thanks to Keith)

Try not to feel too badly about it though

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Those are weird dogs

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This is probably not going to be very protective

I doubt she cares, somehow.

Thank you Mikey

Oh Han... you're such a dick.

$65.00 from PaulMichaelDesign on Etsy. He has many other fantastic, geeky jewelry choices.

Featuring musical selections by Ron.

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Speaking of V...

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Vagina toast

A couple years ago I bought the guy I was dating a custom toaster from Burnt Impressions for Christmas. He loved toast and would eat all mine at brunch, but didn't own a toaster. It would burn skulls into his bread and, since he was a Misfits fan, I had them put the Crimson Ghost skull on the side of the toaster itself. Unfortunately he suddenly turned into a giant vagina in early December and I ended up throwing the beautifully wrapped toaster, along with one of his sweaters, down the garbage chute.

This toaster would have been more appropriate for him:

"The Vagina (A.K.A. Eye of Sauron's Vulva) Toaster" is also on offer from Burnt Impressions. An obvious Valentine's Day choice, it will cost you $34.95 + $11 shipping at Amazon.

I want this

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I have goth to get a hold of myself

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How easily it all slips away

Before:

During:

After:

More photos and information from Cincinnati.com.

Thanks to Zach for this one.

Curbed's 35 most horrifying real estate photos of 2013

Here's a sample.

The vomit aparment:

The blood apartment:

The Pepto-Bismol apartment:

And the "I keep my chewed gum on the side of the bathtub" apartment:

Many more horrors here at Curbed (and see if you can spot the Tiger Butter favorite!).

Don't do this

I don't care how shiny, spunky and perky you are.

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Screaming a little inside

This is the "after" shot - after this man's severed right hand was reattached to his wrist, after his right arm had healed up enough to allow the doctors to do so.

But before they could reattach the hand, they had to keep it alive somehow. The way they did that was to SURGICALLY ATTACH IT TO HIS ANKLE WITH A LOT OF PINS STICKING OUT OF HIS FLESH AND THE WHOLE THING IS JUST WRONG-LOOKING. I will let you decide if you want to see it at The Daily Mail.

Thank you to Marguerite. I think.